Doritos Blaze scores 8.4 — Tectonic Crunch certified·Kettle Brand Jalapeño hits 7.8 on the Chipter Scale·New review: Cape Cod Sea Salt — 6.9 — almost seismic·Submit your chip for review·Zapp's Voodoo reaches 9.1 — Epicenter Elite·Paqui Ghost Pepper — your tongue will file a complaint·Doritos Blaze scores 8.4 — Tectonic Crunch certified·Kettle Brand Jalapeño hits 7.8 on the Chipter Scale·New review: Cape Cod Sea Salt — 6.9 — almost seismic·Submit your chip for review·Zapp's Voodoo reaches 9.1 — Epicenter Elite·Paqui Ghost Pepper — your tongue will file a complaint·

Intake desk — submissions reviewed in order received

drop a chip.

Think we've missed one worth filing? Send it through. We'll put it through our rigorous testing methodology: eating it, thinking about it, eating more of it.

Order ticket

Received

№ 0013

tell us about it.

We'll notify you if your chip makes the cut.

* Required fields

We reserve the right to ignore submissions that bore us. Submission does not guarantee review. Reviews are conducted at our discretion and pace.

Conditions of submission

  1. 01.Availability. Must be purchasable somewhere. We don’t review hypothetical chips.
  2. 02.Legitimacy. Must be an actual chip. Pretzels, crackers, and lies will be ignored.
  3. 03.Interest. Must spark curiosity. Plain salted is a hard sell.