Intake desk — submissions reviewed in order received
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Think we've missed one worth filing? Send it through. We'll put it through our rigorous testing methodology: eating it, thinking about it, eating more of it.
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We reserve the right to ignore submissions that bore us. Submission does not guarantee review. Reviews are conducted at our discretion and pace.
Conditions of submission
- 01.Availability. Must be purchasable somewhere. We don’t review hypothetical chips.
- 02.Legitimacy. Must be an actual chip. Pretzels, crackers, and lies will be ignored.
- 03.Interest. Must spark curiosity. Plain salted is a hard sell.