CHIPTER
DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•

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Think we've missed one worth filing? Send it through. We'll put it through our rigorous testing methodology: eating it, thinking about it, eating more of it.

submission criteria.

§ I

Availability

Must be purchasable somewhere. We don’t review hypothetical chips.

Legitimacy

Must be an actual chip. Pretzels, crackers, and lies will be ignored.

Interest

Must spark curiosity. Plain salted is a hard sell.

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We reserve the right to ignore submissions that bore us. Submission does not guarantee review. Reviews are conducted at our discretion and pace.

frequently asked.

§ II

How long does review take?

Anywhere from immediately to never. Quality takes time. Or doesn’t.

Can I submit multiple chips?

Yes, but one at a time. We’re not running a buffet.

Do you accept bribes?

Our integrity is not for sale. Free chips are always welcome.

What if my chip scores poorly?

The truth can hurt. It’s still the truth.