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Seismic Snack
No. CH-26-3186 · Filed AUG 22 2026
Lead specimenCheetos
Cheetos International Chinese Steak
Chinese Steak
"The steak’s theoretical. What it leaves behind isn’t."
magnitude
7.1/10
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